All the mtha fkn single ladies...

So. I have decided that I am good as a single gal on the town.

I weirdly have enough relationship advice to fill any unhappy home. So therefore don't need 'experience' to be a good friend.
I have enough learning and growing to do as one person to keep me going.
I still need to learn how to love myself unconditionally.
I am happy enough in my life to keep chugging along.
I am not ready to share everything, as selfish as that sounds. I'm in year 12 mofo. Deal with it.
I like kissing/flirting with randomzz too much, yes I am a self-confessed flirter est.1992.
I want to be single for when I am 18 and rockin it. One month bishes!
I love living vicariously through my girls and their coupled up lives...it's major heavz. They're all divine!
I know that the right man/boy has not waltzed into my life yet. But, I look forward to when he does.
Oh yeah, and I love dancing to single ladies and meaning it!

I need to go write a classics essay.

But lovink all you lovely wing-man friends who help a brother out and set them up with their lovers....there is nothing like it.

kisses for all mah gurls out derrr!

I am not a gangsta....I have to stop talking like that.

Negativoooo! I'm doin it til da day i die!